ANGEL

S5x06 – The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

Review by Terry J. Aman

 

 

The one with the cumbersome, unwieldly name.

It feels like Joss just gave up with this one.

We know it isn't true, and we know the best is yet to come, but in this case, Angel disregarding the Shanshu with no immediate reasoning as to why (Spike's suggestion that it's a fairytale to keep vampires from misbehaving is ludicrous) is very disappointing.

Since the prophecy was discovered in Season 1, this is a series arc question, and one which has been clumsily resurrected within the last couple of episodes.

The Shanshu has been referenced in "Birthday" (the evil that rose in Reseda in 2003) and throughout Season 4. Part of why Season 4 was so ridiculous was that they tried to cram all the Shanshu events into the single season, which was why The Beast/Beastmaster/Jasmine was so impossibly unreadable and why the storylines seemed to make no sense whatsoever. The vampire with a soul will face the coming darkness, the Beast, several -- not that many -- fiends and then that thing in Reseda, and that was pretty much it.

Sirk's discussion in "Destiny" adds vast swaths of over-detailed requirements, but in the end, in "Not Fade Away," Angel is meant to sign it all away anyway -- that same scribbly, somewhat damaged and, I believe, highlighted document that they gave him.

The one that came up so neatly in the source book at the end.

Wait a minute. Are we talking about the same episode? El Diablo Robotico, luchadores, Tetzlewetzleweezerwhatever and slain heroes come back to life? Wasn't that what this episode was about?

No. Jeff Bell wanted Mexican wrestlers. There was a Day of the Dead theme running throughout, yes, but the point of this episode is that Angel has given up.

Was it Angel or Joss?

It's ... really hard to know.

This episode -- the worst in the series IMO -- was a 42-minute discussion of who's a hero, and who's truly doing heroic things. It was never resolved, but the fact is that quite apart from his day job, Angel does walk the streets by night, slaying demons and helping the hopeless, like his forerunners Los Hermanos Numeros. The cautionary tale in this case is you can never give up, and never lose sight of the fact that the good you do is of some benefit to someone, even if the evil you can't quite vanquish keeps popping up like a bad burrito.

Well, freeqin' yawn. Angel's worried that Tetzecuatl didn't take his heart, but ... OK, some evil demon doesn't think you're sufficiently heroic to murder you and steal your heart. What kind of a standard is that to base your self-worth on?

Anyway, Tetty should've taken it. Angel can live for awhile without his heart (see "Heartthrob") and that would've made for a better story.

No.5 calling it a dried-up walnut of a thing, Gunn calling it a hunk of beef jerky, it's still the heart of a hero, which if anyone was worried, didn't need to be eaten by the Tetrisol.

Oh, and the side discussion -- Spike becoming interested in in the Shanshu doesn't make him eligible. Just because Wesley says "Any vampire with a soul (who's not a ghost)," that's not quite accurate. Any vampire with a soul who faced all of these things and met all of these requirements (and not just the Mountain Dew ones made up by Sirk).

I recognize Wes necessarily has no recollection of Connor or S4, but the rest of us do and certainly Joss and Jeff Bell should, too.

As an aside, I just mention that I like the fact Wes has a staff. The woman on his staff looks like she was once one of the psychics (she had different hair -- very different hair, I think, but I didn't get a good look at her.)

At least he's getting some help.

This episode felt cobbled together. There's a big bad and there's a thing with a thing, and Fred's in the lab analyzing demon blood (which is ultimately of little help) and Wes is looking at Mayan pictograms and Gunn is researching demon contracts (which was of a little value) and Spike is annoying everyone.

And so's Lorne. After all his work last week, he's back to prattling to anyone (why engage No.5 in a discussion of how least to break an aging starlet's heart -- Fred's suggestion was perfect, btw) about any damn thing. If anyone needs a staff, it's clearly Lorne. Bouncing ideas off random people one passes in the hall in an evil law firm isn't the absolute best decision-making strategy.

No.5 tossing Angel through a wall was just dumb. Yep, it's unexpected, yep, it's fun and yep, it's eyecatching, but it's meaningless. And Angel tossing him across his apartment was over the top.

Also, W&H had "Attorney's at Law" on their calling cards (the extra apostrophe is for savings!) OK, who's fired?

And despite the discussion of honor, tradition and heroism, this episode felt a little pander-y to me. Maybe it genuinely wasn't. But it felt kind of indulgent and silly and .. I get it, but, well, rudderless and ultimately unnecessary.

Angel's a hero. Spike's a hero for saving Fred and for standing there and saving the world, but he didn't face everything Angel's faced, so he's not qualified for the Shoop.

Everyone's a gorram hero.

Now give me my 42 minutes back.

GUNN WATCH: He enjoyed mixing it up out in the field (in his suit), but he's getting very comfortable with the whole legal eagle thing. He's using it to the Team’s advantage, at least, so that's something. I got no whiff of corruption on him at all as yet.

The POWERS that SIT THERE: * sip *

 

                                                                                                          

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